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I JUST WANT A BACKGROUND THAT LOCKS BEHIND.

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

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dontfuckingspeak:

twelve-roses:

thefingerfucker:

omg why is this so hilarious

oh my god i can’t breathe

OH MY GOD LOL

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icantbelieveitsalawblog:

Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless

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fuckyeahtattoos:

My ‘A Clockwork Orange’ thigh piece.

This tattoo was started back in August and finally finished at the Baltimore Tattoo Convention last week. It was a part of me before the outline was even laid out. I love it more than I could ever express.

I got this because of my love for the book and movie.

Done by Marc Lindenmeier @ Tribal Tattoo in Crofton, MD.

ME! - odetotheunholy.tumblr.com

mind-full-of-fire:

I love how his mate just starts pissing himself behind the car

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Wait oh my god, please these are actually so interesting. 

                       1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

                       2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?

                       3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?

                       4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?

                       5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.

                       6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?

                       7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

                       8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

                       9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?

                       10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

                       11. Does love = sex?

                       12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?

                       13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?

                       14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?

                       15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?

                       16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?

                       17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?

                       18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?

                       19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?

                       21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?

                       22. Are you old fashioned?

                       23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?

                       24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?

                       25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
                    
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HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED: The Avengers.

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robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

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Such a lovely day

Went to Southampton, came back with +44 and Blue October album.

Job training tomorrow too :) should be good!

did-we-all-fall-down:

thestripperisloki:

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kombatlegacy:

5/16: McArthur High school hazmat situation: Students and teachers decontaminated after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at fort lauderdale international airport.
5/21: Man bites woman in westchester.
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousins nose off
5/24: Second broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: Hazmat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus.
5/25: Ems responds to lake county, fl school.
5/25: “Disoriented” passenger subdued on flight in miami.
5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victims face shot and killed by miami police.
5/26: Florida doctor spits blood at highway patrolman after dui arrest.
5/27: Georgia contractor bites lowes employee and resists arrest. (So in the event that this is what we think it is. The main question is. are we truly prepared?)

Hold up, gonna go apply for my gun license, then gonna go to the gun range and practice.

WHY ARE LIKE ALL OF THESE IN FLORIDA THO? I’M MOVING TO FUCKING IOWA OR SOME IRRELEVANT PLACE WITH CORN.

guys my dad just told me yesterday about some guy in northern ohio who attacked another man and began chewing on his face.

we’re doomed.

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theheroyouhate asked: 15, 30, 45, 60, 75, 90. ALLLLL the multiples of fifteen!/what's your job young lady?

I work serving poisoned ale to those of legal age (possibly not mentally but hey!) in gunwharf ^_^

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind, I’m horribly unphotogenic :(

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Right: Nothing
Left: Wall
That was boring…

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
I cracked my head open as a child. My dad left some bat above the door in our old house incase anybody burgled us (missing logic considering we lived in bloody Porchester!) and it fell down on my head one day. On the upside purple glue was involved.

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
A pink hairdryer I think… Not too sure what is it D:

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
2929 ;)

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
What the fuck? Hahaha, this reminded me of silent hill too much. Erm probably leave my room, close the door and find out what the fuck is going on O_o