I'm a genius with a headache

chickenkaboob:

losing your friend in hot topicimage

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filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

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teapotgroovymagic:

Had advantage on a sneak attack during a hostage situation, rolled two ones and stabbed myself in the hand instead reducing my hit points from 9 to 2 hit points.

teapotgroovymagic:

Had advantage on a sneak attack during a hostage situation, rolled two ones and stabbed myself in the hand instead reducing my hit points from 9 to 2 hit points.

tattooworkers:

Tattoo by @luckyxtattooist

tattooworkers:

Tattoo by @luckyxtattooist

d4ftpunks:

balconyscene:

illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet:

I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon

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u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend

that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

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worstcats:

I know some people are allergic to fur but why does this cat have to be so sweaty

worstcats:

I know some people are allergic to fur but why does this cat have to be so sweaty

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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